PALS
Rescue, Inc.
Only those who risk going too far will
ever know how far they can go.
                                           ~ Unknown

The difference between a lovable dog
and a hideous creature is just half an
inch of gum.                                                    
                                                     ~Bad Dog

There is no such thing in anyone's life
as an unimportant day.
                       ~Alexander Woollcott

A dog smiles with his tail; a smile is
contagious; be more like a dog and be a
carrier.                                                              
                                                     ~Unknown

The best thing to do behind a friend's
back is to pat it.                
                                      ~Ruth Brillhart

Not tonight, I have worms.       
                                             ~Bad Dog

If you think you're to small to make a
difference, you haven't been in bed with
a mosquito.                              
                                  ~Anita Roddick

I like my dog better than most people,
they can bite ya', but my dog don't.
                                         ~Unknown

Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.
                                        ~Unknown

Protecting the universe is a lonely
business.                               
                                     ~Jack Russel


The only people you should ever want to
get even with are those who have helped
you.                              ~John Honeyfeld

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it
won't buy the wag of his tail.                        
                                                  ~Unknown

You may think you own your cat, but your
cat knows he owns you.    
                                          ~Unknown

To out think a goat, you got to think like a
goat.                          
                               ~The_Boer_Goat

You can either open the door or I will do
it somewhere you won't find it for a week.
 Your choice!                                    
                                           ~Bad Dog
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Quips, Quotes, & Antidotes!


You can't read all of this and stay in a bad mood !

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do Yo u Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19.. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

20. . What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

2 1 . How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile huh?